I went out with the boys one night and we got pretty hammered. However, we went way overboard and got hassled by the cops that night. I managed to avoid jail but I got a big ticket for disorderly conduct. All I ended up remembering from that night was getting to the bar and then this hot ass female cop giving me my ticket. She was yelling at me to get home before she would arrest me. She was so hot, I couldn’t get her out of my head. She is definitely part of my spank bank now. I really wish I could find her and have her give me a strip search. LOL!
